Vegas Regal Casino e concorso per didascalie di immagini di animali divertenti di LCB $ 1.000 in premi

1. I can dance!
2. After a night out...
3. Did someone say catnip?
4. I have had a very long day...
5. To many cups of coffee!!!
6. You think you have it bad...
7. Who put me in the washing machine!!!

Picture 1. I'm so pretty
Picture 2.I need some pepto
Picture 3.YIKES
Picture 4.Si Senora
Picture 5.Betcha mines longer than yours
Picture 6.Use the force luke
Picture 7.I looked better before the bath

#1 "Guys.. putting superglue on the scratch post isn't funny anymore"
#2 "Liver n Onions is just... yuuuuck"
#3 "I think we gonna need a bigger mousetrap"
#4 "Shoo be do be doo.. i"ll get'em with my Franky impression"
#5 "This tongue comes with a garrantee baby!"
#6 "You mean i'm not a ninja turtle?"
#7 "If i could talk, i'd give you a piece of my mind"

#1. Hello my name is Kitty and Im addicted to gambling....
#2. I swear if you come any closer, I might have to give you a good licking!
#3. Go on! Make my day
#4. Its not easy being this cute.
#5. I can make your dreams come tru!
#6. I dont even get paid to look this good!
#7. Ok right! like you've never had a bad hair day!

picture 1.Can i go please?
picture 2.Who said so?
picture 3.WOW are those real?
picture 4.What about me?
picture 5.Tongue anyone?
picture 6.Its all in the eyes baby
picture 7. Should have known better

1.This is CHUCKIE!!!!
2. My boss on a good day!
3.Turn down the lights!
4. I need a hug!
5.Happy Days are here again
6.Please adopt me!
7. It is payback time!

1- "Hi Nic, I'm from LCB....I was just wondering if you had any free chips...."
2- "Yeah, sure, congrats on winning last week's contest....."
3-  7.....7......7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4- "Honey, I gambled a bit online last night...."
5- "OMG, I love a free chip, I love a free chip!"
6- "What?!!!  This catsuit makes me look fat?!!!"
7- "omg, I really am all washed up..."

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1" hey baby I wanna know right now if youll be my girl"
2" Geezus I haf Du Dtop liking Du lampostd dhen dit dis freezing "
3" I swear i never watched the zombie chainsaw slayer marathon at the weekend"
4" Benjiman Button yea yea its a true story, yea my name is benji"
5"you think im funny,what like funny ,like funny haha"
6" ET phone home!"
7" So thats what a washing machine is!"

(1) Ok kitty swimmers...first to the left...paddle paddle

(2) Frankly My Dear..I Don't Give A Damn!

(3) HOLY S@$%! Did You See That!!!!???

(4) Nobody Knows The Troubles I've Seen!!

(5) YEEEEAAAHHH DOOGIE!!!!

(6) Is This Earth? This Is Earth Right? Ugh Hmmm...Meow Meow..Take Me To Yoiur Litter Box.

(7) Try Tellling A 6yr Old Girl That Cats Lick Themselves Clean... They Dont Take Bathes!!!! Do I Even Closely Resemble A Cat At This Phase? Oh Yea... Look At The Funny Kitty... Oh I Get It!! The Humility Of It All!

picture 1) invisible fairy floss
picture 2) who let one rip? don't blame the dog!
picture3) another Vegas Regal free chip ?! back to the computer pronto!
picture4) lost my deposits again, sigh
picture 5) bet ya 5 biscuits my tongue is longer
picture 6) look at my sad eyes and please never put me in the evil bath again
picture 7) watch your back human!

1) Heyyyyy Macarena!
2) You lied to me, that was not a Beggin strip!
3) OMG,I don't think that was catnip!
4)Oy, I dink I'm cumbing down wif a code, "sniff sniff"
5)Yeah baby,I'd hump that!!
6)"I've been sick"
7)I told ya, I could bathe myself, but nooooooo!

apowell

Picture 1- I'm stuck on the spin button
Picture 2- Told you I would beat you at I-slots
Picture 3- OMG I hit the Jackpot
Picture 4- I wanted to go with them to the casino
Picture 5- I found another free chip in my account
Picture 6- I've just about lost everything
Picture 7- I just got the shock of my life

showell

Pic #1 : Dogs!! Quick...act like human! No not like a squirrel darn it!
Pic #2 : No, I didnt stole your bowl of chilli...
Pic #3 : Oh no!! there goes my last money!
Pic #4 : Mommy, I think I wont make it to my bed
Pic #5 : Just-saw-a-dino-bone-face!!
Pic #6 : No more gambling, pay your bill, I hate cold shower!!
Pic #7 : What are you looking at? I'm a swimmer, not a scuba diver!!

Pic#1  I got a chip.
Pic#2  Mine.Mine.Mine.
Pic#3  I won more than you!
Pic#4  I need some aspirin.
Pic#5  Kiss me I'm yours.
Pic#6  Whar are you looking at I am a bunnycat.
Pic #7 Rode hard and put away wet.

Pic #1) "I'm a little teapot short and stout....."
Pic #2) "I knew I thud'nt uh thuck my thoungue thu that hythrant,for peeths thake"!!
Pic #3) "Your taking me to the Vet to have WHAT done?!!!"
Pic #4) "I'm really not sleepy, really zzzzzzz"
Pic #5) "Oh boy, here comes the Good Humour man"!
Pic #6) "I do NOT look like a Wombat either"!
Pic #7) "It won't be so funny when you leave home and I pee on your pillow will it?"

apowell

Picture#1-Money, money, money, mwahahahaha!
Picture#2-No deposit bonus dispenser.
Picture#3-Oh my word, you hit the jackpot, again!?
Picture#4-I can't go to bed yet, I know this slot is ready to hit.
Picture#5-Did someone say free chip? Where, where?
Picture#6-How could you say coupon denied to a face like this?
Picture#7-After effects of an all night tourney.

Picture 1 - Bam! just like that!
Picture 2 - I la=la-la love when i win money.
Picture 3 -Yikes. that was my last $20
Picture 4 - whaaa - I guessss its time to go home.
Picture 5 - who won? who won ? is it me?
Picture 6 -   I tell ya...if it wasnt for bad luck....i wouldnt have any!                                                                                                             Picture 7 - please tell me it was all a bad dream!.........no?

1. Living alone, Buttons was forced to high 5 himself.
2. No, I'm not lying. I have never felt this way about anyone before.
3. Sshh! Do you hear that?! It's the Blair Mouse.
4. I'm quite the little ball of fire.
5. Heeere's Johnny
6. Pulling the kleenex away in disbelief, Tom simply could not believe that he sneezed an entire pussy cat.
7. I peed in here.

#1      put u'r left paw in and do the HOKEY POKEY

#2      get an automatic postage machine

#3.      I know i spoil, her but i can't say NO TO THOSE EYES

#4.      no body move i dropped my contacts

#5.    I can't remember now, but it's on the TIP OF MY TONGUE

#6.    side effects of laser surgery

#7.  a friend in need

#1 "They say it goes in one ear and out the other, i'm just checking"
#2 "Oh geeez, you need the MintyBone more then i do"
#3 "Hmm.. why do we always land on our feet..."
#4 "Big head means big brains, at this rate i'll be a genius"
#5 "Hah, i got talent.. i can wag my tongue AND tail!"
#6 "What do you mean, i'm cute as a button?"
#7 "Don't forget the conditioner, i'm still staticky from the last time!"

1 They went that way
2 A little more to the left, please
3 What the ^*&*(^  RUN
4 Lalalalalala
5 let me have it...let me have it
6 yeah, they call me Yoda all the time
7 i'm not dishwasher safe


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1 You put your left arm in, you put your left arm.......
2 Naner, Naner, Naner
3 Holy, Moly! It's not feline!
4 RRRRR  AAAAA  LLLLL  PPPPP  HHHHH
5 WOWZERS
6 It's not polite to stare
7 There ain't no bugs on me....


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1. Im holding the next VR free chip...........
2. Back at ya...
3. Look out............
4. Dave's not here........
5. Pick me Pick me.....
6. Angel in the centerfold........
7. Please no more.I need a towel

1. "Oh Yeah....I'ma gonna win the $500 chip"
2. "Oh no you're NOT- Nic is gonna pick MEEEEEE"
3. "You're BOTH out of your mind! The chip is MINE!"
4. "Nic is totally gonna fall for this pathetic face"
5. "A $500 chip? Oh boy, Oh boy! I want the $500 chip!"
6. "But Nic told me I was his favorite Cat"
7. "Scr*w you all,  I just let Nic gimme a bath-the chip is mine! "

1)  I'm bringin' home a baby bumble bee, won't my mommy be so proud of me!..

2) I thaid, I wath catching thnow flakth when my tounge froze like thith

3) Coffee? No, i didn't drink your coffee!

4) I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

5) The ladies love it when I lick my ears back like this!

6) You're gonna put that thermometer where?

7)not "everthing" goes better with miricle whip

#1. Sheesh! Anyone know a good chiropractor?
#2. If Ya think im thexy.................
#3. A sex change????...NO WAY!
#4. Yea ok, let me see what you would look like crossed with a rabbit!
#5. Tongue???....what tongue??
#6. Man what I have to do to get a free chip!!
#7. Let me take a pic of you looking like this and put it on LCB

1. If I could only get them into my mouth.
2. OMG... that tastes awful.
3. Geeeez, I just seen a ghost!!!
4.I swear officer, I,m not buzzed.
5.I MADE IT, I MADE IT!!!
6. I wonder if I am the only one who looks like this.
7.I swear I just HATE bathtime.

Picture 1 - Dude, I'll nail you!!!
Picture 2 - Baby, give it to me, I'll give it to you...!!!
Picture 3 - BINGO!!!
Picture 4 - Got Milk?
Picture 5 -DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE YOUNGER THEN 21!!! I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Picture 6 - Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers!
Picture 7 - My bath toys were a toaster and a radio....

#1. Next thing they will have me singing...I dreamed a dream and call me Susan Boyle!
#2. Could ya all stop talking about my tongue....and talk about how good looking I am?
#3. Wham Bam Thankyou Maam!
#4. If I was any cuter, youd wanna keep me.
#5. One more smart comment and ill slap ya silly with my tongue!!!!
#6. Mis-spent youth!
#7. Splish Splash, I was taking a bath.................

1. And the 500 chip winner is.......
2. Was I really supposed to taste that?
3. OMG put your cloths back on................
4. Whewwwwwwww, ruff ride through the birth canal.........
5. Ya know you want me.......
6. Not everyone has a twin......
7. Please dry me off...I swear Im clean...

1.make a cake
2.eat this
3.im the devil you see......
4.i am so tired so tired
5.i can do this,can you?
6.frozen..........
7.maybe some makeup should do it..........

Picture 1) Finally, now that they're gone to the movies theres nobody here but me the canaries and the goldfish......mwuawahaha!
Picture 2) Yech!
Picture 3) Wait a minute, I miscounted,that was my 8th life!
Picture 4) Wow I won the cutest kitty on the block contest, next " Cutest kitty of the Universe"
Picture 5) Ok, I've conquered the drooling issue, now the retracting problem is something else.
Picture 6) Stop waving that shiny watch back and forth willya, I told you I can't be hypnotiz........
picture 7) Rover pushed me in the pool!!!

1. come here little mousy i just want to play with you!
2.Yea man just keep scratching
3.I dont have insomnia i just aint slept for a week playing all the freebies at vegas regal
4.These low nicotine fags are great! Its just all natural ingredients look nice green herbs!
5. Hey wow i just won 5 jackpots at inet*** casino!
6.Pleeease buy me , i dont eat much!
7.You left that window open just so i would jump in the damn sink!

1. perrrrrrrrrr
2. slurppp
3. DOOHHHHHHHHHH!
4. cough (fur ball)
5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(panting)
6. ummmmmmmmmmmm?
7. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Um animals can't speak

1 mmmm i found some tasty stuff in "jacques pot"
2 Read my medal "heavyweight gold"
3 ive just seen Ivana Trumps new face do now thats "scary rich"
4 hey man its just like the "psychdelic sixties"
5 wow i picked up 2 bitches at the "dog pound" last night ,yea me
6 I only peed the carpet i aint done no "reel crime"
7 I have been sent from the planet Zorg i am on a "cosmic quest"to eliminate your species.

1. Go to sleep my pretty, I'm not up to anything...
2. THHHHHHHHH Nener nener nener
3. I thought grampa was kidding!! He really did get my ear!!
4. I can't belive I ate the WHOLE thing.
5. Huba huba huba Foxy Lady
6. You want me to do What??!?!?
7. I will blend in perfectly...Gonna have mutton tonight!

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1. this is the way we wash our face on a cold and frosty morning
2. this old man he played one he played nick nac on my tum
3.little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey along came a spider
4.humpty dumpty had a great fall
5little jack horner sat in the corner... what a good boy am i
6old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get the por "cat a bone"
7little bow peep has lost her sheep!

Impressions

1. Vanessa Williams swinging raquet
2. Odie from Garfield comic
3. Van Gogh
4. Dog
5. Michael Jordan
6. Tigger
7. Grampa in the morning

1.Yes! I am all that!
2. Lima Beans!!!
3. Did someone say catnip!
4. You think you have problems?
5. Wow! IT was that good!
6.I can see clearly now the rain is gone...
7. Evil kitty....

Picture 1. Wish me luck.
Picture 2. I wont more.
Picture 3. Holy crap.
Picture 4. Can I have some more.
Picture 5. I won I won
Picture6. What did they do to me now.
Picture 7 Can I get in bed now.

1"please sir may i have some more"
2 "its a tough job but someones got to do it"
3"I see dead birds"
4"life is like a box of chocolates"
5"an all that jazz"
6"memories all alone in the moonlight"
7"i am the phantom of the night"
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1.wheres my bed i need a nap
2.give ma a kiss my pretty.
3.oh you scared me.
4.feed me i need to get bigger.
5.all this running makes me sweat.
6.what the heck am i.
7.dont you know we cats dont like baths.

#1. I can only imagine what your thinking!
#2. If your hand drops an inch...wont be my tongue you gotta worry about!
#3. CRAZY?????...Who you calling CRAZY????
#4. Mamaaaaaa #3 is making eyes at me............
#5. Oh dont judge me, some people get boob jobs...I gotta tongue job!
#6. Im having an identity crisis!
#7. Ok Ok so you dont bath with the blow-dryer!!!

picture1.I'm too tired for this
picture2.Is there something on my tongue?
picture3.Are you looking at me?
picture4.is it bed time yet?
picture5.Uh duh which way did he go?
picture6.Oh what big eyes I have
picture7.never helping with dishes again

#1 : Will you marry me??
#2 : Woman please, you are not that beauty!
#3 : I did not order a 20feet wave!!
#4 : Woooow that was one hell of a kiss!!
#5 : What?!?! Its a long way to my butt!
#6 : That warm feeling in your hand is not the water
#7 : That's it! no i dont wanna, no wanna! not my head!

Lmaoooooo, that was a good one. I C...that's the face expression you make after...kiss!!! ha ha!

#1 I am the next American Idol
#2 I hate Mondays
#3 Picture #5 just moved in next door!
#4 They say good things do come in small packages.
#5 Picture #3 just moved in next door!
#6 What happens at LCB stays at LCB
#7 Thats the last time I go skunk hunting.

#1 Tiny bubbles, in the wine, makes me happy, makes me feel fine
#2 But I don't like Taco Bell
#3 Will I have bad luck running in front of that mirror?
#4 Mama, maamaa
#5 I licked my ears off!
#6 I didn't do it.
#7 I said I can give myself a bath

1. Cha cha now y'all, cha cha again, Cha cha now y'all, cha cha again
2. He never missed a lick...
3. Back in Black........
4. You'r so vain...
5. She drives me crazy...
6. You've got a friend..
7. Hippy Hippy Shake....

1. Yeah, I made it!!!
2. Just one more lick....PLEASE
3. ooooo, is that a bird?
4. Hey, I love Vegas Regal, lazy eyes or not!!
5. Number 1 again, number 1 again.
6. Is my hair gone or is it just me?
7. That electric shock turned my eyes orange. Whew.